Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Update #3

First, I'm sure you're wondering why I haven't posted in a bit.  It's simple I forgot that this blog even existed.  I would say it's embarrassing after remembering to post 44 days straight with the other blog, but things have changed and I've got much more to worry about now.  During the time in between this and the last post I haven't been hunting down any proxies because I don't know any nearby, but I have been busy defending myself from random proxies.  They aren't happy with me killing their members and one of their secret weapon, so I've been dealing with them.  I'm slowly moving to a new location where I believe I know someone, but it's hard to tell since he constantly moves around.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Assault: Wraith

This report has been a long time coming, but local proxy groups having been keeping me busy.  I'm also forgetful has I'm sure some of you have noticed.  Wraith had been hunting me and I knew that on a one on one fight I could never hope to beat him.  He wouldn't be alone either of course.  I had a plan that went, well it went well enough but could have been better.

I set up a temporary base in an abandoned warehouse.  Honest question does every town have one?  I knew Wraith would follow me to my new base so I sat there waiting for him and his handlers to arrive.  It was late at night when I saw Wraith and two handlers with him which was less than I thought would be there.  I sat high up in the window with my sniper rifle aimed at one the handlers before I pulled the trigger.  Now I know that before I mentioned that I hate guns because to me the feel wrong maybe even disgusting but I got it because desperate measures, but it turns out I also suck with it because I missed.  I proceeded to empty the rest of the clip trying to stop them before they entered but I only killed one and that was luck alone.  I rushed downstairs to confront them and killed the other handler when I dropped from a hole in the wooden floor with sword in hand.  Wraith was on me before I could steady myself from the fall trying to bite my face off.  I slid a small knife out of my sleeve(I use to play WAY too much Assassin's Creed) and jammed it into Wraith's neck.  It didn't hurt him too much but it let me kick him off me.  Now this warehouse that I was in I stocked with a lot of oil and explosives.  Like I said I can't win one on one against Wraith so I planned to blow him up.  Long story short I lit a fuse, there were explosions, it work, and now I have police & the local proxies pissed.  Explosions suck.    

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

AssAUlt: Me

No I didn't attack myself I was attacked by Wraith and 3 other proxies he brought with him.  This happened last Wednesday as I was leaving the hospital.  I just realized I never told y'all what Wraith is like, sorry busy.  Wraith is Gollum except more of an animal and with pointy steel claws.  Wraith was part of a science experiment just like Fredrick but this was to make a weapon that would go on rampages for the proxies, so naturally they based it on the Rake.  It worked.  Anyway as I was walking down the hallway I spotted Wraith and his team handlers headed down the hallway and they saw me.  One of the handlers came towards me with a sword, but Runner left my umbrella sword with me meaning I wasn't defenseless.  I blocked his attack and pushed him back when the other two attacked me with knives.  I did impale one of the proxies but he did injure my still healing arm and the other gave me a brutal cut across my left side.  Wraith just sat back laughing to himself.  Lucky for me before the two proxies were grabbed by a pair of security guards that came up from the corner behind me.  I pushed aside the guard that grabbed me and made some distance between me and the 2 handlers that still lived.  This break didn't last long when Wraith leaped forward then ripped apart the guards in the blink of an eye.  But what really save me came next and it was a hell of a surprise. 

Doctor:  What the hell do you think you proxies are doing in Plague Doctor territory? 

Yep saved by Oathbreakers.  Still don't believe it myself. 

Sword Proxy:  Out of the way this is proxy business.
D2:  Do you know what this will do to our operation?
D1:  We agreed we would heal some of your warriors if you left us alone.  I don't call this leaving us alone.

One of the oathbreakers was attacked by Wraith and then doctor 2 injected the proxy using the knife with something that caused him to drop dead after shaking violently.  We quickly divided into two groups me vs sword proxies and a dozen or so oathbreakers vs Wraith. 

S-P:  Traitor I'll kill you!

I brought my sword up to defend than swept down towards his legs.  He jumped back then forward with his sword prepared to stab me, but I sidestep the attack just in time.  That's when my legs gave way and I found myself on the floor.  My injures were still healing and the fight wasn't helping me heal.  I grabbed at the handler's legs pulling him down onto the ground.  I made a quick move and ended his life.  I looked back to Wraith chewing on the arm of an oathkeeper while the others surrounded him.  I didn't stay around to see what would happen.

Monday, July 29, 2013

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Sorry about the silence recently but between being hospitalized and my blog's popularity with certain proxy groups after pHIL's post(which is fine just sooner than I thought it would be) I haven't been able to post as much as I want to.  Damn, it's been one year since things went to Hell for me and everyone around me.  To answer your question from the report I target the proxies that have become monster and stand no chance of being redeemed.  Fredrick was that 12 year old shouting curses to sound "mature" will playing call of duty that everyone put on mute, but the difference is that he gets off on murders or would if he had control of anything more than his mouth.  Lover-boy would spend months either stalking targets threatening to and actually raping them then killing/hollowing them, or he would be the single most important thing in the target's eyes only to betray them and add them to his sex slave harem.  Disgusting even when I served the Dark One.  Isabella Anderson would kidnap children after earning the parents trust from weeks or months off babysitting.  Wraith, well you'll see tomorrow.

I'm out of the hospital now but there was an incident and I may as well be back in one.  Shit I'm tired and my arm is hurting again.  And now I can't find the pain killers.  I'll tell the story tomorrow.  

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Runner's Report


Allow me to introduce myself I am Edward Haskett, better known as Runner.  I have to apologize for the late report but I had some business, both professional and personal, to deal with first, and I had some difficulty with the password.  The reason that I am posting is Warrior is currently being treated for his wounds in a hospital.  You see about three days ago Warrior and Wraith engaged in combat that resulted in both being horribly wounded, but Warrior had it much worse.  He hasn't woken up yet.  Naturally Wraith is healing much quicker and will want revenge.  The results will be interesting to say the least. 

Oh and to Mr. Mcdonald I am sure that Fred would not mind if you right a report about him.  Also good luck with the Proxy situation in England.     

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Update #2 Good News, Bad News, and Good News.

Good news is Lover Boy is dead, and I didn't even have to get involved.  That man-whore was killed by his latest target.

Bad news is that Runner has informed me that Wraith is back but moving away from my current location so I'll have to follow him.

Good news is there are six less proxies in the world.  I was walking along the highway on the way to Wraith's current station when a van slowed down to ask if I needed a ride.  I kept walking when one of them jumped out of the van complaining about how they were try to help me or some shit.  I flat out asked one of them if they were proxies to which one answered by pulling a gun out on me.  I pulled out my sword and long story short is that they were inexperienced newbies that were killed in less than a minute.  I took the van until I got to the nearest town then dumped it because I don't need something traceable. 

Monday, June 24, 2013

Assualt: Fredrick

I'm sorry for the late update, but I was busy.  Fredrick arrived back Saturday drunk on his victory which made it easy for me to sneak up on him, but his azoth wasn't tricked as easily.  He quickly turned around and kicked me in the gut knocking me onto the ground and causing me to drop my knife.  "Hey!  The fuck is going on here you dumbass... oh I see.  Yo you're that fucking traitor Warrior right?  It doesn't matter because I'm bout to slaughter you anyway."  With that Fredrick's body jerk forward and slammed me against a stone wall, and started to punch me over and over again.  "Come on you little bitch!  Are you going fight back you pussy, or let me keep kicking your ass cuz I'll enjoy that."  I started to punch him back in gut.  The first punch had no effect, but I continued until it gave me enough space to allow me to grab my knife.  He started to bring down his arms, but I cut into his arms with my knife causing him to step backwards screaming.  "AW!  I'm going to skull fuck your head like a cunt while I rip out your intestine.  Damnit body do a fucking pelvic thrust now."  While he was yelling at his body to follow his stupid commands it started to fight back after the azoth blocked the bleeding from his arms.  It attacked me with its fist while I used the knife, which it all but ignored the cuts from.  Finally he hit me square in the nose breaking it and I fell on the ground screaming, but not entirely from the punch.  It caused some kind of flashback but I can't remember what it was just that it hurt.  Is that normal?  "Let the skull fucking begin."  I'm sure that he would have too, but the azoth had some different idea and started to back away.  That was my chance.  I recovered from the flashback attack and jumped up and shoved my knife into Fredrick's neck.  He screamed in pain but was still move atleast the body was, but Fredrick finally shut up.  I pulled out my sword and slit his throat with it.  The fight was over. 

Related note: Anybody know a good way to dispose of bodies?  Before hand there was always a proxy clean crew for that crap, but now I'm on my own.  I tried to burn Fredrick but a policeman on patrol noticed the fire and went to investigate only to find a freak in a mask burning a body.  Bringing me back to being busy for the past two days.