Tuesday, July 30, 2013

AssAUlt: Me

No I didn't attack myself I was attacked by Wraith and 3 other proxies he brought with him.  This happened last Wednesday as I was leaving the hospital.  I just realized I never told y'all what Wraith is like, sorry busy.  Wraith is Gollum except more of an animal and with pointy steel claws.  Wraith was part of a science experiment just like Fredrick but this was to make a weapon that would go on rampages for the proxies, so naturally they based it on the Rake.  It worked.  Anyway as I was walking down the hallway I spotted Wraith and his team handlers headed down the hallway and they saw me.  One of the handlers came towards me with a sword, but Runner left my umbrella sword with me meaning I wasn't defenseless.  I blocked his attack and pushed him back when the other two attacked me with knives.  I did impale one of the proxies but he did injure my still healing arm and the other gave me a brutal cut across my left side.  Wraith just sat back laughing to himself.  Lucky for me before the two proxies were grabbed by a pair of security guards that came up from the corner behind me.  I pushed aside the guard that grabbed me and made some distance between me and the 2 handlers that still lived.  This break didn't last long when Wraith leaped forward then ripped apart the guards in the blink of an eye.  But what really save me came next and it was a hell of a surprise. 

Doctor:  What the hell do you think you proxies are doing in Plague Doctor territory? 

Yep saved by Oathbreakers.  Still don't believe it myself. 

Sword Proxy:  Out of the way this is proxy business.
D2:  Do you know what this will do to our operation?
D1:  We agreed we would heal some of your warriors if you left us alone.  I don't call this leaving us alone.

One of the oathbreakers was attacked by Wraith and then doctor 2 injected the proxy using the knife with something that caused him to drop dead after shaking violently.  We quickly divided into two groups me vs sword proxies and a dozen or so oathbreakers vs Wraith. 

S-P:  Traitor I'll kill you!

I brought my sword up to defend than swept down towards his legs.  He jumped back then forward with his sword prepared to stab me, but I sidestep the attack just in time.  That's when my legs gave way and I found myself on the floor.  My injures were still healing and the fight wasn't helping me heal.  I grabbed at the handler's legs pulling him down onto the ground.  I made a quick move and ended his life.  I looked back to Wraith chewing on the arm of an oathkeeper while the others surrounded him.  I didn't stay around to see what would happen.

Monday, July 29, 2013

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Sorry about the silence recently but between being hospitalized and my blog's popularity with certain proxy groups after pHIL's post(which is fine just sooner than I thought it would be) I haven't been able to post as much as I want to.  Damn, it's been one year since things went to Hell for me and everyone around me.  To answer your question from the report I target the proxies that have become monster and stand no chance of being redeemed.  Fredrick was that 12 year old shouting curses to sound "mature" will playing call of duty that everyone put on mute, but the difference is that he gets off on murders or would if he had control of anything more than his mouth.  Lover-boy would spend months either stalking targets threatening to and actually raping them then killing/hollowing them, or he would be the single most important thing in the target's eyes only to betray them and add them to his sex slave harem.  Disgusting even when I served the Dark One.  Isabella Anderson would kidnap children after earning the parents trust from weeks or months off babysitting.  Wraith, well you'll see tomorrow.

I'm out of the hospital now but there was an incident and I may as well be back in one.  Shit I'm tired and my arm is hurting again.  And now I can't find the pain killers.  I'll tell the story tomorrow.  

Sunday, July 21, 2013

Runner's Report


Allow me to introduce myself I am Edward Haskett, better known as Runner.  I have to apologize for the late report but I had some business, both professional and personal, to deal with first, and I had some difficulty with the password.  The reason that I am posting is Warrior is currently being treated for his wounds in a hospital.  You see about three days ago Warrior and Wraith engaged in combat that resulted in both being horribly wounded, but Warrior had it much worse.  He hasn't woken up yet.  Naturally Wraith is healing much quicker and will want revenge.  The results will be interesting to say the least. 

Oh and to Mr. Mcdonald I am sure that Fred would not mind if you right a report about him.  Also good luck with the Proxy situation in England.     

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Update #2 Good News, Bad News, and Good News.

Good news is Lover Boy is dead, and I didn't even have to get involved.  That man-whore was killed by his latest target.

Bad news is that Runner has informed me that Wraith is back but moving away from my current location so I'll have to follow him.

Good news is there are six less proxies in the world.  I was walking along the highway on the way to Wraith's current station when a van slowed down to ask if I needed a ride.  I kept walking when one of them jumped out of the van complaining about how they were try to help me or some shit.  I flat out asked one of them if they were proxies to which one answered by pulling a gun out on me.  I pulled out my sword and long story short is that they were inexperienced newbies that were killed in less than a minute.  I took the van until I got to the nearest town then dumped it because I don't need something traceable. 

Monday, June 24, 2013

Assualt: Fredrick

I'm sorry for the late update, but I was busy.  Fredrick arrived back Saturday drunk on his victory which made it easy for me to sneak up on him, but his azoth wasn't tricked as easily.  He quickly turned around and kicked me in the gut knocking me onto the ground and causing me to drop my knife.  "Hey!  The fuck is going on here you dumbass... oh I see.  Yo you're that fucking traitor Warrior right?  It doesn't matter because I'm bout to slaughter you anyway."  With that Fredrick's body jerk forward and slammed me against a stone wall, and started to punch me over and over again.  "Come on you little bitch!  Are you going fight back you pussy, or let me keep kicking your ass cuz I'll enjoy that."  I started to punch him back in gut.  The first punch had no effect, but I continued until it gave me enough space to allow me to grab my knife.  He started to bring down his arms, but I cut into his arms with my knife causing him to step backwards screaming.  "AW!  I'm going to skull fuck your head like a cunt while I rip out your intestine.  Damnit body do a fucking pelvic thrust now."  While he was yelling at his body to follow his stupid commands it started to fight back after the azoth blocked the bleeding from his arms.  It attacked me with its fist while I used the knife, which it all but ignored the cuts from.  Finally he hit me square in the nose breaking it and I fell on the ground screaming, but not entirely from the punch.  It caused some kind of flashback but I can't remember what it was just that it hurt.  Is that normal?  "Let the skull fucking begin."  I'm sure that he would have too, but the azoth had some different idea and started to back away.  That was my chance.  I recovered from the flashback attack and jumped up and shoved my knife into Fredrick's neck.  He screamed in pain but was still move atleast the body was, but Fredrick finally shut up.  I pulled out my sword and slit his throat with it.  The fight was over. 

Related note: Anybody know a good way to dispose of bodies?  Before hand there was always a proxy clean crew for that crap, but now I'm on my own.  I tried to burn Fredrick but a policeman on patrol noticed the fire and went to investigate only to find a freak in a mask burning a body.  Bringing me back to being busy for the past two days.

Monday, June 17, 2013

Target #2: Fredrick

Name: Fredrick (Last name unknown)

Proxy Name: None, but is known as That Creep among most proxies.

Fredrick's back story is an odd case because no one really knew where he came from.  One day he just appeared trying to please Slender Man but I never heard why.  No one has.  What I do know was that he was pathetic and constantly messed up missions.  Due to his numerous failures Fredrick was used as a test subject for some experiments involving azoth.  I'm not sure of the details but the experiment ended with the azoth taking control of Fredrick's nerves or something like that and now controls his body... except for his mouth unfortunately.  The azoth has made him a much better fighter, but unlike some others that have azoth in them his can't heal his body for an unknown reason.  Fredrick himself as I said before can still use his mouth to talk and we really wish he couldn't.  I'm sure you'll see why when he returns.  That's really all about Fredrick. 

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Update #1 / Meeting: Runner

It's been a while since I've last post and I apologize for that.  My leg wound slowed me down as well as the police that were searching for me in the surrounding cities, but I managed to avoid them.  I also had a problem with the location of my next targets.  I had no idea where the hell they were.  Lucky for me I did know someone that would by the name of Runner.  Runner is an odd member of the proxy community.  He joined us them to study the Slender Man and its motives.  As he put it "This thing has the power of deities and I believe that something like that must have some sort of big picture plan that will help us in the end."  He refused take the normal hunting people job and is instead a proxy secretary that manages resources, tracks targets, assigns proxies to jobs, and the like. 

W:  Runner.
R: Warrior is that you?  I thought you turned runner.
W: A friend would call me a "proxy hunter."
R: Are you here for me then?
W: I'm here for information.
R: Let me guess locations.
W: *nods*
R: Who are you looking for?
W: Lover-boy, Fredrick, and Jeff's partner.
R: Last I heard Lover-boy was at Washington but he should be moving closer once his mission is done, Fredrick will be returning here within the week, and Wraith has been missing ever since he was tricked into the Path.  I'll let you know if something changes.
W: Wait you're willing to help me?
R: Of course.  When you were with us you always swore to me that Slender Man was a force of good, but you never did sway me despite how much you tried.  Now you are hindering him by killing his agents.  Since you obviously think of Slender Man as a force of evil now I'll consider this a test.  When you get your memories I'll like to see whose side you're on.
W: What do you mean "when," and how do you even know about that?  
R: I read Kyle's blog naturally.  You might want to help him by the way Naomi is pissed.
W: I wish I could but he and Source are too far away.  I can't go back anyway.
R: They would welcome you back with open arms.  As for "when" I've just noticed a patten with this stuff and you either remember or you are dead, and I'd guesstimate a 68% chance of you gaining back your memories first.
W: Thanks.

The conversation ended there.  I'll be waiting for Fredrick to return here within the week.  Not much else to do.  Need to warn Kyle about Naomi coming.